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with old white men’s bodies?

http://twitter.com/#!/cher/status/260611885790003201

The unhinged and incomprehensible Cher has been in full meltdown mode since before the debate last night. Yes, it’s difficult to distinguish full meltdown from partial with Cher. But what can we say? We’re pros.

Not only is Cher claiming Mitt Romney will seize control of your body by single-handedly striking down Roe v. Wade, but she’d very much like to return the favor to “old white men” like Romney. Shudder.

Who think they have ANY RIGHTS OVER OUR BODIES ! I’d love 2control their bodie! NO! I wouldn’t touch 1 of them w/someone else fingers! Yuck

— Cher (@cher) October 23, 2012

Lucky for Republicans, their “bodie” integrity is safe from Cher’s fantasy assault. We knew the Old White Men Cooties would come in handy!

After a few hours of all-caps dreams, Cher was up and at ‘em again, blasting Romney as a liar who fools the public by striking a pretty tone.

I think it’s amazing that all of U seem 2 admire mitt 4 being such a consummate LIAR,that its a quality 2 lie & make it seem like the truth

— Cher (@cher) October 23, 2012

It’s awfully rich to see Cher slam Romney as a liar after she claimed that “contraception is illegal.”

MORNING JOE IM SO ASTONISHEDI CAN HARDLY SPEAK !

— Cher (@cher) October 23, 2012

I have heard him say the exact OPPOSITE A MILLION TIMES !No he did a great at job pretending to b reasonable! He’d steal the pennies off

— Cher (@cher) October 23, 2012

His own eyes to b pres! What he knows about is”WINNING” AT ANY COST ! ACTING LIKE THE PRES. Is NOT THE SAME AS BEING THE PRES.When did it

— Cher (@cher) October 23, 2012

Did it become an attribute 2 lie SO PROFESSIONALLY THAT we still don’t know who this man is ! I MEAN WHO HE REALLY IS ! How can u give it 2

— Cher (@cher) October 23, 2012

Him because he was able to Strike the right TONE ! Is that the goal these days ? Dont U think thousands of Soldiers in deserve more than a

— Cher (@cher) October 23, 2012

(In Afghanistan ) care what TONE HE STRIKES ? Or Do u think the wives, children, mothers fathers,of dead soldiers care what his TONE WAS ?

— Cher (@cher) October 23, 2012

Odd that Cher could make out Romney’s tone, considering her debilitating tone deafness.

What’s the use if intelligent ppl like u think that this group of Lies make him Qualified 4 that 3 o’clock in the morning call ! Will the

— Cher (@cher) October 23, 2012

Right tone solve an international incident or would he need something more? Ur smarter than I am tell me how the right tone solves REAL

— Cher (@cher) October 23, 2012

Problems ! Tonite he agreed with the Pres & Sounded like a rational man,but NO ONE WILL KNOW who he REALLY IS Until ITS 2 LATE ! Can only

— Cher (@cher) October 23, 2012

Pray i will never hear these 2 wordsPRESIDENT ROMNEY.I’m disappointed that u hold the barr on the floor 4 him!Sorry if my Twts seem

— Cher (@cher) October 23, 2012

Scattered,but passion,multiple Twts & Dyslexia can b a problem ! Maybe you can give me a pass because u like my TONE,If Not my Truth

— Cher (@cher) October 23, 2012

Finally, Cher admits that she’s not preaching the truth; she’s preaching her truth, albeit in baffling, disjointed fragments. Maybe there’s hope for her yet?

Nah.

WOMEN, NEVER FORGET! ROMNEY & HIS PARTY WILL GUT YOUR RIGHTS LIKE A FISH ! HE IS A LIAR & U WILL LOOSE A BASIC RIGHT! 2 CONTROL UR OWN BODY

— Cher (@cher) October 23, 2012

Lady parts, not lady smarts.

Hey, Cher, remember your heartbreaking, tear-inducing nightmare about Romney winning the election? It’s looking like you’re going to have to start breathing the same air as President Romney.

Enjoy!

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/10/23/cher-wants-to-do-what-with-old-white-mens-bodies/

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That naked Peruvian bicycle safety rally

http://twitter.com/#!/SandGripper/status/179173570193272832

Looks kind of sausage festy. BBC:

Hundreds of scantily clad and nude cyclists took to the streets of Peru’s capital, Lima, to call attention to safety conditions on the city’s roads.

Campaigners say that thousands have been killed on the roads because of reckless driving.

Many of the cyclists painted slogans and signs on their bare skin.

Reports say the convoy cut off roads along an 11km (6.8 mile) route through the main thoroughfares of Lima.

“This is our body. With this, we go out in the streets. We don’t have a car to protect us,” event organiser Octavio Zegarra told the Associated Press news agency.

Between 300 and 500 cyclists are estimated to have taken part in the mobile protest.

And after the headline, we find they’re just “scantily clad”? Lame.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/12/that-naked-peruvian-bicycle-safety-rally/